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Despite the involvement of John
Carpenter, the creator of the
1980 original verson of The
Fog, and despite the advances
made in special effects during
the past 25 years, this remake
of a belovedly hokey (but scary)
horror classic comes as a disappointment,
and for three quarters of its
length it's a crashing bore.
One hundred years after the
birth of a west coast fishing
town by murderous and thieving
founding fathers, the victims
of a sunken clipper ship return
to impose justice on the descendents
of those responsible for their
deaths.
Those changes that have been
made from the original do nothing
to advance the story or to add
interest. Apparently, updating
a horror film in 2005 consists
of replacing effectively scary
special effects with slick but
tiresome CGI, replacing proven
and popular scream queens and
true stars (Jamie Lee Curtis,
Adrienne Barbeau, Janet Leigh,
John Houseman, Hal Holbrook)
with a few teen idol TV stars.
Even Selma Blair, an actress
whose presence in films like
Hellboy, Pretty Persuasion and
Cruel Intentions is a pleasure
to see, doesn't help to make
this return of The Fog any easier
to get through.
The last 20 minutes manages
to liven interests with some
vivid imagery and a new retelling
of the fate of the clipper ship
Elizabeth Dane, but by then,
most viewers will be too anxiously
awaiting the end credits and
an escape to the exits to very
much care.
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