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In spite of being a nearly
unwatchable train wreck of high
concepts (Sleepy Hollow
meets Ghostbusters meets
Shreck) there's perhaps
a half hour of enjoyable entertainment
in The Brothers Grimm.
It's simply not worth sifting
through the garbage heap of
director Terry Gilliam's imagination
to find it.
Of course, Gilliam has based
his reputation on over-the-top
art direction and irreverent
humor, but in returning yet
again to his penchant for lampooning
medieval romanticism with revolting
squalor, Brothers Grimm
hits the wall with a resounding
thud.
In nearly every way, the film
is simply a mess.
As a feast for the eyes, it's
a rather putrid one, literally
crawling with bugs and laced
with a half dozen grotesqueries
that might have been more palatable
in an outright horror movie,
but which seem sickeningly out
of place alongside the Grimm
brothers' playful whimsy.
The saving grace of the film
is actress Monica Bellucci as
The Mirror Queen, who works
the same charm she used in infusing
The Matrix Reloaded with
much needed seductive magic.
Even jokes that worked in the
movie's trailer with the benefit
of revised timing fall flat
in the context of the film itself.
By trying to be twice as clever
as the films that came before
it, The Brothers Grimm
succeeds in being only half
as good. The expression 'too much
is never enough' is an all too
apt description for Terry Gilliam's
style of heavy handed cleverness.
For example: setting the story
in Germany is not enough when
it can be set in French Occupied
Germany, a lame joke that opens
a floodgate of even worse 'French'
and 'German' jokes; next, the
heroes horses cannot be simply
chased away by hostile soldiers
when they can have their haunches
set on fire to make them run;
a dungeon filled with threatening,
spinning blades cannot be used
to its full potential unless
a kitten is 'accidentally' kicked
into the machinery for a little
slapstick comedy.
Grim, indeed. A more appropriate
title might have been The Brothers
Groan.
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